Beer List: October 17-22.

IT’S SPOOKY HALLOWEEN BEER SEASON! GOTTA CATCH’ EM ALL…AND CATCH SOME THRILLS, CHILLS AND FRIGHTS…IF U DARE…

  • Demon Summoner: It’s a smoky German rauchbier! Goetia some! 6.66% ABV.
  • Liquid Toast  An american wheat beer made for sweater season rather than sweaty season. Darker and maltier than the average american wheat, with a strong toasted sourdough bread character. 5.3% ABV. 
  • Pickle Evader. We turned Fuzzy Pickles up to 11 on this one.  9.4% ABV.   
  • Gruit out of Hell. The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling
    Way down in the valley tonight
    There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
    And a blade shining oh so bright
    There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky,
    And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets
    And down in the tunnels where the deadly are rising
    Oh, I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
    He was starting to foam in the heat
    Oh, baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
    That’s pure and good and right
    And wherever you are and wherever you go
    There’s always gonna be some light,
    But I gotta get out, I gotta break out now
    Before the final crack of dawn
    So we gotta make the most of our one night together
    When it’s over, you know,
    We’ll both be so alone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    When the night is over, like a gruit out of hell, I’ll be gone, gone, gone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    But when the day is done
    And the sun goes down
    And the moonlight’s shining through
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    I’m gonna hit the highway like a gruittering ram
    On a silver-black phantom bike
    When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
    And we’re all about to see the light
    Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole,
    And everything is stunted and lost
    And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls,
    And nothing’s ever worth the cost
    Well I know that I’m damned if I never get out,
    And maybe I’m damned if I do,
    But with every other beat I’ve got left in my heart,
    You know I want to be damned with you
    If I gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Dancing through the night with you/
    Well if I gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned,
    Gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Dancing through the night,
    Dancing through the night,
    Dancing through the night with you
    Oh, baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
    That’s pure and good and right
    And wherever you are and wherever you go
    There’s always gonna be some light,
    But I gotta get out, I gotta break out now
    Before the final crack of dawn
    So we gotta make the most of our one night together
    When it’s over, you know,
    We’ll both be so alone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    When the night is over, like a gruit out of hell, I’ll be gone, gone, gone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    But when the day is done
    And the sun goes down
    And the moonlight’s shining through
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    Well I can see myself tearing up the road, faster
    Than any other boy has ever gone
    And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
    And no one’s gonna stop me now, I’m gonna make my escape
    But I can’t stop thinking of you,
    And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late
    And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late
    Then I’m down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
    Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
    And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
    And the last thing I see is my heart, still beating,
    Breaking out of my body and flying away
    Like a gruit out of hell
    Then I’m down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
    Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
    And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
    And the last thing I see is my heart,
    Still beating still beating
    Still beating still beating
    Breaking out of my body, and flying away
    Like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell (I’ll be gone when the morning comes)
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell (I’ll be gone when the morning comes)
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell.  6.66% ABV.
  • Saison of the Wyche. Black saison for a black season. 8.0% ABV. 
  • Meteor IPA. Flagship IPA from the brewery least likely to have one. 5.0% ABV. 
  • Gratzer. Weirdo style from Poland, wheat beer made with oak-smoked malt. 8.0% ABV. 
  • AIPA: Bof, ça sufice. 5.0% ABV.
  • Mild Ale: A polite beverage fermented with molasses. 4.73% ABV.
  • Coriander IPA:  Jeff came up with this one and it rules really hard. 5.4% ABV.

GUEST TAPS

  • NaSTLy Sour Brown: Collaboration with all the lady brewers in the STL area. 100% of proceeds go to Planned Parenthood. $5
  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider. Gluten free! $5
  • Stag. Steak, taters and gravy. Pints only. $3.

On-deck: Bogdan, World’s Strongest Ale, Midnite Mass (if you’re lucky), some other shit IDK.

Beer List: 10.10-10.15

IT’S SPOOKY HALLOWEEN BEER SEASON! GOTTA CATCH’ EM ALL…AND CATCH SOME THRILLS, CHILLS AND FRIGHTS…

  • Demon Summoner: It’s a smoky German rauchbier! Goetia some! 6.66% ABV.
  • Floral White Ale.  Jasmine, elderflower, orange peel and coriander make this a wit to remember! 5.2% ABV.
  • Jeffeweizen  Traditional German wheat. 4.8% ABV. 
  • Splash Party Saison. THE SPLASH IS BACK, BABEY.  6.7% ABV.   
  • Gruit out of Hell. The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling
    Way down in the valley tonight
    There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
    And a blade shining oh so bright
    There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky,
    And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets
    And down in the tunnels where the deadly are rising
    Oh, I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
    He was starting to foam in the heat
    Oh, baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
    That’s pure and good and right
    And wherever you are and wherever you go
    There’s always gonna be some light,
    But I gotta get out, I gotta break out now
    Before the final crack of dawn
    So we gotta make the most of our one night together
    When it’s over, you know,
    We’ll both be so alone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    When the night is over, like a gruit out of hell, I’ll be gone, gone, gone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    But when the day is done
    And the sun goes down
    And the moonlight’s shining through
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    I’m gonna hit the highway like a gruittering ram
    On a silver-black phantom bike
    When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
    And we’re all about to see the light
    Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole,
    And everything is stunted and lost
    And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls,
    And nothing’s ever worth the cost
    Well I know that I’m damned if I never get out,
    And maybe I’m damned if I do,
    But with every other beat I’ve got left in my heart,
    You know I want to be damned with you
    If I gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Dancing through the night with you/
    Well if I gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned,
    Gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Gotta be damned, you know I want to be damned
    Dancing through the night,
    Dancing through the night,
    Dancing through the night with you
    Oh, baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
    That’s pure and good and right
    And wherever you are and wherever you go
    There’s always gonna be some light,
    But I gotta get out, I gotta break out now
    Before the final crack of dawn
    So we gotta make the most of our one night together
    When it’s over, you know,
    We’ll both be so alone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    When the night is over, like a gruit out of hell, I’ll be gone, gone, gone
    Like a gruit out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
    But when the day is done
    And the sun goes down
    And the moonlight’s shining through
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
    I’ll come crawling on back to you
    Well I can see myself tearing up the road, faster
    Than any other boy has ever gone
    And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
    And no one’s gonna stop me now, I’m gonna make my escape
    But I can’t stop thinking of you,
    And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late
    And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late
    Then I’m down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
    Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
    And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
    And the last thing I see is my heart, still beating,
    Breaking out of my body and flying away
    Like a gruit out of hell
    Then I’m down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
    Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
    And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
    And the last thing I see is my heart,
    Still beating still beating
    Still beating still beating
    Breaking out of my body, and flying away
    Like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell (I’ll be gone when the morning comes)
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell (I’ll be gone when the morning comes)
    Oh, like a gruit out of hell.  6.66% ABV.
  • Saison of the Wyche. Black saison for a black season. 8.0% ABV. 
  • Pear Wheat. Refreshing TO THE MAX. 5.7% ABV. 
  • Gratzer. Weirdo style from Poland, wheat beer made with oak-smoked malt. 8.0% ABV. 
  • Chinese Five Spice Porter: My dudes I don’t even have to tell you about how good this one is. 6.4% ABV.
  • Coriander IPA:  Jeff came up with this one and it rules really hard. 5.4% ABV.

GUEST TAPS

  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider. Gluten free!
  • Stag. Steak, taters and gravy. Pints only. $3.

On-deck: Meteor IPA, Bogdan, World’s Strongest Ale, Pickle Evader, Mild Ale, Harvest Wheat. Midnite Mass (if you’re lucky).

Beer List: 10.03-10.08

  • Floral White Ale.  Jasmine, elderflower, orange peel and coriander make this a wit to remember! 5.2% ABV.
  • Jeffeweizen  Traditional German wheat. 4.8% ABV. 
  • Splash Party Saison. THE SPLASH IS BACK, BABEY.  6.7% ABV.   
  • Tax Evader Double IPA. Huge beer. Absolutely huge. Really, really huge. 10.5% ABV.
  • Fuzzy Pickles. Gose dry-hopped with sorachi ace hops, which provide a delightful dill/lemongrass aroma. 6.7% ABV. 
  • Pear Wheat. Refreshing TO THE MAX. 5.7% ABV. 
  • Dry-Hopped Blonde. Our #Basic Blonde, hopped with fresh nugget hops grown just across the river. 5.0% ABV. 
  • AIPA. More hops! 5.7% ABV.  
  • Black Rye. Full bodied dark beer brewed with rye. Brewer favorite. 5.6% ABV. 
  • Chinese Five Spice Porter: My dudes I don’t even have to tell you about how good this one is. 6.4% ABV.

GUEST TAPS

  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider. Gluten free!
  • Stag. Steak, taters and gravy. Pints only. $3.

On deck: Demon Summoner, Grazter, Coriander Session IPA, Bogdan, World’s Strongest Ale and Meteor IPA, I think.

Beer List: 9.26-10.01

It’s our first week in the new space! Swing on by!

  • Chicken and Waffles Blonde.  Rye, smoked paprika, salt, fenugreek. Contains neither chicken nor waffles. 6.2% ABV.
  • Session Ale. It’s pale and has no redeeming qualities. For those who think ketchup is too spicy. 4.5% ABV.
  • Cardamom Pepper Tea Blonde. One of our earliest beers, this is a seasonal favorite! Black pepper and cardamom provide a complex aroma, while black tea adds a shockingly dry finish.  5.7% ABV.   
  • Jeffeweizen  Traditional German wheat. 4.8% ABV. 
  • Splash Party Saison. THE SPLASH IS BACK, BABEY.  6.7% ABV.   
  • Tax Evader Double IPA. Huge beer. Absolutely huge. Really, really huge. 10.5% ABV.
  • Fuzzy Pickles. Gose dry-hopped with sorachi ace hops, which provide a delightful dill/lemongrass aroma. 6.7% ABV. 
  • Blackberry Gose. JUST DRINK IT. 5.7% ABV. 
  • Dry-Hopped Blonde. Our #Basic Blonde, hopped with fresh nugget hops grown just across the river. 5.0% ABV. 
  • English Summer Ale. One of like three good things to come out of England, Orange peel, ginger, freshness. 5.7% ABV.  
  • Black Rye. Full bodied dark beer brewed with rye. Brewer favorite. 5.6% ABV. 

GUEST TAPS

  • NaSTLy Sour Brown. Collaboration of all the women brewers in the STL metro area. All proceeds to Planned Parenthood.
  • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider. Gluten free!
  • Stag. Steak, taters and gravy. Pints only. $3.

On deck: I don’t even know any more. Chinese Five Spice Porter , Bogdan, World’s Strongest Ale and Meteor IPA, I think.

Beer List: September 13-17.

THIS MAY BE OUR LAST WEEKEND IN THE HALLWAY BUT WHO EVEN KNOWS?

  • Cloven Stout.  Pitch black and full of cloves. 7.2% ABV.
  • English Summer Ale. One of like three good things to come out of England, Orange peel, ginger, freshness. 5.7% ABV.  
  • Splash Party Saison. THE SPLASH IS BACK, BABEY.  7.5% ABV.   
  • Dad Evader double IPA.  This variant on our terribly popular Tax Evader is an homage to the original “dadbeer” of the early nineties–the American wheat. Lots of white wheat malt and german ale yeast make this a relatively crushable double IPA. 9.2% ABV. 
  • Thai Basil IPA. Bright, crisp IPA with an incredible floral/earthy aroma from a generous late boil addition of thai basil instead of hops. 6.5ABV.  
  • Sessions Ale. It’s pale and has no redeeming qualities. For those who think ketchup is too spicy. 4.5% ABV.
  • Wetlook IPA. This stunner of an IPA is dry-hopped with fresh, locally grown Cascade hops! 6.4% ABV. 
  • American Wheat. The original dadbeer! 5.3% ABV. 

On deck: Chicken and Waffles Blonde, Jeff Goldplum, Red/Black Gose, some other crap.

Beer List: September 6-10.

CLOSED THIS SATURDAY BECAUSE ONE OF OUR MAIN DUDES IS GETTING MARRIED, LO SIENTO.

  • Cloven Stout.  Pitch black and full of cloves. 7.2% ABV.
  • Cardamom Pepper Tea Blonde. Much better than its dark universe alternate the Cardigan Prepper Toe Blande. 5.7% ABV.  
  • Splash Party Saison. THE SPLASH IS BACK, BABEY.  7.5% ABV.   
  • Dad Evader double IPA.  This variant on our terribly popular Tax Evader is an homage to the original “dadbeer” of the early nineties–the American wheat. Lots of white wheat malt and german ale yeast make this a relatively crushable double IPA. 9.2% ABV. 
  • Thai Basil IPA. Bright, crisp IPA with an incredible floral/earthy aroma from a generous late boil addition of thai basil instead of hops. 6.5ABV.  
  • Sessions Ale. It’s pale and has no redeeming qualities. For those who think ketchup is too spicy. 4.5% ABV.
  • Hopped Wheat. Halfway between an American Wheat and an IPA, this sesh is so fresh it’s make you feel like John Tesh. 5.9% ABV. 
  • American Wheat. The original dadbeer! 5.3% ABV. 

On deck: Wet Look IPA, Chicken and Waffles Blonde, Thai Basil IPA. Jeff Goldplum

Beer List: August 30-September 3.

OPEN REGULAR HOURS FOR LABOR DAYBOR WEEKEND.

  • Cloven Stout.  Pitch black and full of cloves. 7.2% ABV.
  • Cardamom Pepper Tea Blonde. Much better than its dark universe alternate the Cardigan Prepper Toe Blande. 5.7% ABV.  
  • Mint Eucalyptus IPA. Turns out mint and eucalyptus have many of the same aromatic compounds as hops, so we made an IPA with them. Front of house manager Ryan’s first beer recipe OUR BABY IS ALL GROOOOOOWN.  7.5% ABV.   
  • Dad Evader double IPA.  This variant on our terribly popular Tax Evader is an homage to the original “dadbeer” of the early nineties–the American wheat. Lots of white wheat malt and german ale yeast make this a relatively crushable double IPA. 9.2% ABV. 
  • ~SPACE DREAM~. Pilsner malt. Alfalfa honey. Lavender (no hops). Blackberries. IT’S THE FUTURE, CHAD. 7.7%ABV.  *EXTRA RARE*
  • Cucumber Pepper Kolsch. What it sounds like.  Everyone makes a face until they try it, then they make a better face. 6.5% ABV.
  • Hopped Wheat. Halfway between an American Wheat and an IPA, this sesh is so fresh it’s make you feel like John Tesh. 5.9% ABV. 
  • American Wheat. The original dadbeer! 5.3% ABV. 

On deck: The Sesh, Wet Look IPA, Thai Basil IPA. Splash Party Saison

Beer List: August 16-20.

  • Cloven Stout.  Pitch black and full of cloves. 7.2% ABV.
  • Cucumber Pepper Kolsch. This kolsch is at least as good as a fresh summer salad, and definitely more refreshing! 6.3% ABV.  
  • Chicken and Waffles Blonde. This festival favorite is made with neither chicken nor waffles, yet manages to taste like both. LIFE IS A MYSTERY.  6.2% ABV.   
  • Splash Party Saison.  A bright French-style saison that ups the refreshingness (that’s totally a word) factor with grains of paradise and a little bit of malic acid. 6.7% ABV. 
  • Sage Gruit. This gruit drinks a bit like a witbier, but was bittered with yarrow, sage and coriander rather than stinky ol hops. 5.47%ABV. 
  • Sunflower Hefe. This smooth, rich hefeweizen is amber in color and was produced with the cooperation of malted sunflower seeds, the corporation for public broadcasting and drinkers like you. 5.2% ABV.
  • Hopped Wheat. Halfway between an American Wheat and an IPA, this sesh is so fresh it’s make you feel like John Tesh. 5.9% ABV. 
  • American Wheat. The original dadbeer! 5.3% ABV. 

On deck: Eucalyptus Mint IPA, Dad Evader, SPACE DREAM

Beer List: August 9-13.

  • Plum gose.  This gose (slightly sour, salty wheat beer) was brewed with coriander and fermented on fresh plums. Plum gose? More like plum good. 5.9% ABV.
  • 2nd Lunch Pale Ale. Extremely solid flagship pale ale from the brewery least likely to have one. 5.6% ABV.  
  • Chicken and Waffles Blonde. This festival favorite is made with neither chicken nor waffles, yet manages to taste like both. LIFE IS A MYSTERY.  6.2% ABV.   
  • Splash Party Saison.  A bright French-style saison that ups the refreshingness (that’s totally a word) factor with grains of paradise and a little bit of malic acid. 6.7% ABV. 
  • Sage Gruit. This gruit drinks a bit like a witbier, but was bittered with yarrow, sage and coriander rather than stinky ol hops. 5.47%ABV. 
  • Sunflower Hefe. This smooth, rich hefeweizen is amber in color and was produced with the cooperation of malted sunflower seeds, the corporation for public broadcasting and drinkers like you. 5.2% ABV.
  • Hopped Wheat. Halfway between an American Wheat and an IPA, this sesh is so fresh it’s make you feel like John Tesh. 5.9% ABV. 
  • Thai Basil IPA. This light, sunny IPA benefits from a generous late-boil addition of Thai basil. 6.0% ABV. 

On deck: Cucumber Pepper Kolsch. American Wheat, Cloven Stout.